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Isn’t Bonne Maman considered “ethnic food” by your standards?

I’ve dropped those jars so many times in tile floor and they never crack and the jam is the bomb.

Just come out and tell us you’re a senior American living on a fixed income and are salty about it.

That’s why they call US the ‘Melting Pot” we just throw everything together and eat it. It’s where culinary rivalries come to an understanding - in the large gullets of PAmericans. LOL!

Have you ever talked to people? No thanks.

Neighbors are “friendly” for ONE reason. To spy on you and open the door to correcting your lifestyle. Then they think they can come over or ring your door bell for every little thing. Especially the ones over 60. Like living in the Eastern Bloc.

Or violent sex every night after imbibing narcotics...

All that diet of red meat and processed foods just before bed.

Or finishing everything on your plate.

Ere’body all swollen and grey. Weird to see old rappers and artists from back in the day qualify for AARP. Make me feel even older.

If she puts eyeliner ALL around her eye like that - she cray.

With a track record of voter suppression; denying abortion rights; demonizing people on public assistance; starting a war on drugs while taking bribes from Big Pharma and spreading opioids; anti-LGBTQ enforecement; anti-CRT; refusing to enact health care for all, refusing to ban guns, converting park land into oil

So it did a spot on Jerry Seinfeld impression.

Will those solar panels finish cooking their slimy chicken?

I miss Blimpie.

Gen Z wants as many distractions as possible, to keep from being aware of the world their parents created.

Yo dawg, we heard you like grinders. So we had your Grindr date deliver a grinder to grind on while eating a grinder!

“Inspecta Peck, Ghostface Chicken, and Method Hen.”

Because it’s always been Dunkin’.