Wanted for questioning

What are those buttons with the hieroglyphics supposed to do?

Nothing is wrong with right-clicking, what makes you think you won't still be able to do that?

Or as the old joke goes...

Is humming a song the same as getting Flo Rida - Low stuck in your head?

Now let's just hope that Spotify follows suit!

That makes me

I imagine this is how the decision was made...

This is how I imagine the decision was made...

As soon as Webos gets some apps...

Wait a minute...

It's about time someone choked Michelle Bachmann!

There is no such thing as an unwanted crust bubble!

Even if you don't have a hardware keyboard, if you hold down the Menu button, the software keyboard will pop up and you can start typing on that.

OO! It's time to go swimming!

If you're hanging out with someone on Sprint while your Verizon phone gets service while theirs doesn't, then they probably haven't enable roaming, or DISABLED "Roaming guard".

This is my monthly usage as of yesterday, day 27/30 of my data plan.

High Fructose Corn Syrup. Yummy!

Not everyone has a Lenovo laptop, though. I can vouch for the awesomeness that is Battery Care.