Maybe they're saving the Super Pac-Man swimsuit for a more well-endowed model.

Good Idea, I'm going to change my Kroger Rewards card to Jenny's number so that other people can use it, and I can reap the rewards!

Justin Sane

But does it come with a stovinkerator?

What's green, wet, and smells like piggy?

My TV takes a fraction of a second to power on and display an image.

I met him in an Indiana parking lot

Y'know, it's just easier to call you stupid.

Whee!

Seems like a pretty logical solution to me.

Sorry, I forgot to add the #tosh hashtag

I hate you, Google.

"The Wii is currently $200 (and was released for $250)."

My least favorite upsell is the outrageously priced beverages. I order water to drink each and every time I go out to eat because of this, but also because I don't need the extra calories...

Messenger Bag is just a euphemism for Murse...

For $99, you can't beat XBMC on the AppleTV2, it's simply the best bang-for-your-buck box for an HD XBMC setup. I've got two of these setup with the shared library, ( [lifehacker.com] ), and they're fantastic! Better still, the high Wife Acceptance Factor of XBMC makes the AppleTV2-XBMC combo a slam dunk.

You ain't nothin' if you aren't rockin' the Slimeballs

Those bricks look a little less-than-ideal for conventional skateboarding.

Apple fanboys will know because it does not don the white apple logo, and therefore, is inferior.

I don't see what you guys are complaining about, it's still smaller than my last phone.