Who?

I know whenever I look for bread my first thought is always "which one has the most food coloring?"

Worst?

This reminds me of a KKK march in Decatur, Alabama back in the 1979. they were marching at night through a Black neighborhood to intimidate the residents. They got their directions mixed up and turned on the wrong street that led them pats a Black nightclub. Somebody standing outside yelled to the patrons inside, and…

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I remember one day as I was entering the subway at my home station, there was a crowd gathered around the token clerk’s booth, chatting up a storm with her. This is a person who sat in that booth at the same time every day for years with only minimal interaction with most customers, especially after the MTA switched…

Part of why the Confederates were essentially “spared” was because Lincoln made it a point that these weren’t foreign adversaries but our neighbors and fellow countrymen who lost their way, so to speak, and he made it a point amongst his generals and staff that the Union Army’s interactions with the Southern populace…

This. So much bitterness so many years on. When I was a senior in college, my volleyball team was one win away from an NCAA tournament bid. We were in game 5 of the match, and the other team went on a little run to take a two-point lead. I hadn’t made an error, but the coach, out of timeouts, subbed me out for a…

Go back to selling sandwiches, Scotty....

“Woman holds up sign reading “You’re All Winners!” Accidentally kills 10 people.”

How to make chicken nuggets at home:

Such disrespect towards a former gang member turned military veteran, eventually achieving the status of 5 time world champion before ascending to royalty.

“TELL ME! THEY DID NOT! JUST SAY THAT!”

Those are cycling helmets.  Why are people wearing cycling helmets on their feet?  I don’t understand.

The Hell...? Those are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen. Real or knockoff.

They obviously didn’t yank on the straps and say “yeah that ain’t going anywhere” before they drove off. #1 rule of securing a load.

The contrast of drinking an icy cold, cheap, canned beer while standing in the hottest tolerable water is delightful, especially after a particularly sweaty day of yardwork. It’s really not any effort to keep water out of the beer.

Shhhhhhhh stop telling people about underappreciated chicken parts! That’s how we got into this wing shortage to begin with.

Linsey’s BBQ appears to smoke their ribs using old IKEA furniture and those “Live, Laugh, Love” signs.