This is clearly a conspiracy; bots buy all the PS5s, so other bots get jobs playing the PS5 games. The singularity is upon us.

Bah, delivery chicken that’s been sitting around in a pile is no way to test these things. 

Y’all, I hate to bring it to your attention, but from my limited experiences out in the Real World these past few months, this sort of behavior isn’t limited to just airplanes.

Nope. They have to make sure that 1 DS copy of Cory in the House is under lock and key.

Walmart can't do that, they used all their locked up aisles for products primarily purchased by black people. They aren't really subtle. 

I got blocked by the official Skittles Facebook page for a long, profanity-laced rant I posted when they replaced lime with apple...haha. I’m going to keep an eye out for these. Lime is the best flavor, green apple is the worst. These are facts and I can prove them on a home computer.

Don’t cover her head, and she looks like a $2,000 sex doll.

This feels like an inauthentic and ham-fisted way to get Brown’s name in your mentions while his iron is hot. This is Jason W. stunt. 

Amazing she decomposed at all.

Yeah, as someone who grew up in Colorado, the backcountry mining towns are full of of strange cults, runaway crustpunk families, hillbilly-hippie hybrids, meth-cookers, kleptomaniac freegan communes, and haunted ghost-towns.

Oh man, its sad to see how Victoria Jackson ended up!

So she was a literal embodiment of that Steve Buscemi meme

In 1986, he was 23 and had like six credits to his name. I’m going to cut him a little slack for going along to get along. Blame the director and producer.

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

Or you may be the victim of Ashton Kutcher’s new show ‘Kinjaed’.

All fine and well — but it’s no Turok.

This is excellent username/comment synergy.

Butter supremacists don’t want to be replaced by margarine-lized people.