Walt is living that same life.

One time I finished eating a salad, took an extra steak off the bbq and put it in my salad bowl, kind of wiping it around in the excess dressing and all and then began eating the second steak.

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Device was completely unusable - kept getting stuck to my ass.  0/5 stars.

I have played enough stuff that was more than competently developed and/or brought through Early Access or given a DLC or whatever games do in 2020.

Healthy or not, I do know that everyone who’s ever purchased a rotisserie chicken has thrown bits of it into the bushes near every apartment I’ve ever lived in.

One of the former foster kiddos helping feed Dixie while Barley eats from her snuffle rug so she doesn’t choke herself

I have no pictures of Wilson eating because shutter speeds don’t go that fast.

Sugar, fats, and salt are where the flavor lies. No health food will ever taste as good as a burger and fries. This is why so many people struggle with diets, we try and tell them healthy eating can be tasty when it won’t. If you are a health nut, then fine, but for most people it won’t. We need to be honest with…

Really, $1 billion is chunk of change compared with what Egypt lost while the Ever Given was jammed in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. Egypt lost $95 million in transit fees alone during the six-day closure.

People don’t want to go back to low-paying jobs with asshole customers and abusive bosses? Say it ain’t so!

A can of Michelob Ultra might save your life, but a can of Twisted Tea will end a fool.

“The seagull dragged it away, and I was left empty-handed.”

That’s what AdBlock/AdBlock Plus is for.

Again, can’t believe they’re sleeping on a wasabi-ketchup combo called “wasup.”

This whole situation in Hollywood feels like a new Chris Rock bit. “’I ain’t never sexually harassed/assaulted anybody!’ What do you want, a cookie?!? You’re not supposed to sexually harass/assault anybody, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”

Hershey’s is one of the most American products made in America.

Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

In fairness, the idea that Russia controls McConnell’s every move is just false on its face.

I work in IT this is typical. IT will submit a request to move to a new software because license is expiring or end of life. accounting wont approve and then the day finally comes when that software is gone and NOW we get yelled at for “letting” this happen