You ever been to London? This is a bright day right now outside my window

Absurd addition to this review.  Are we going to mention ongoing tragedies in every review of luxury items and consumer products?  "Here's an RTX 3080, but let's reflect on the pandemic that has killed 240k Americans.  You probably should feel bad for buying this"

I SEE THEM! THEY’RE COMING! NECKBEARDS RIGHT AHEAD! 

$70 today is alot cheaper than $70 in the mid-90's. the prices of video games have been going down since the 90's but most people can’t tell because our money is worth less now.

Advertisers were on the web for decades. Mostly in pop-up ads which were often tied to malware, so they left. There was a small window where Flash wasn’t everywhere yet, HTML5 was only spoken about. Sure the websites were kinda simple, but they didn’t run ads outside of few banners. All you needed was one pop up…

Cable TV died because millenials ran away from the constant barrage of advertisements. Advertisers didn’t know how to reach us for a sweet, sweet decade on the internet.  Now they’ve found us and the zoomers online and the wonderful wild west is gone and data is ruining everything that was sublime.

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

That crap about her having a boyfriend is the kind of thing I hear from the Japanese Idol industry.

Think of the absolute dumbest shit from high school, then put it on the internet.

Wait a minute?! You mean to tell me that a very attractive woman has a boyfriend and doesn’t actually care about me, some random ass hole on the internet?! The audacity. The horror. How dare she have her own life outside of my desire to have sex with her despite not really knowing her and only being in love with the…

Thank god I’m too old for this shit.

“Thank fuck I’m wearing gloves”

Don’t do slideshow articles. they are terrible clickbaity nonsense that nobody likes

The NFL gets Millions a year from the US Govt and the DoD for this obscene display of patriotic porn. What’s funny is that if the Govt really felt that the troops were being disrespected, they could have cancelled the contract and ended the controversy. They didn’t because it fit their narrative and could be…

If Desus&Mero are not playable characters (at least, DLC), we riot!!!

I’m just going to pour a glass of wine and watch the comments roll in.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Don’t know if you saw Bill Hader’s Mooch skit on SNL. If you haven’t, it’s not particularly worth looking up, aside from the line:

Man, am I not loving the new format of the main page. It reminds me of Polygon’s format, and that format used to be fine until they decided to wash the entire website in white. The main page of Kotaku looks awful. Those thin borders aren’t doing much and now my eyes have to look everywhere for articles instead. Guess…

I’m a Colorado native and have lived in Aurora, I can almost unequivocally say that’s not true. This isn’t a “one off,” scenario. This is APD acting as they have for decades. As we keep pointing out, the only difference is that this time someone recorded it.