His was all terrible. I grew up in the Midwest. Everything was cooked past well done and under seasoned. It was a fancy night if he broke out the Lawry’s or Mrs. Dash

Too lazy to google it yourself?  

From the link you posted. “Between January 1, 2014 and April 30, 2019, the FDA received 524 reports of DCM “

Real men use hot sauce 

I brought home made pot brownies in for my favorite brewery’s staff last year.

You need to challenge him to a gravy cook off then.   

Are you implying that an actual Iron Chef can’t make good gravy?

It actually had some decent chicken too.  

That’s just silly, man 

Feels strange bringing you out of the grey’s.  

Hi Allison,

Put it on Ebay for fun and see what it goes for. 20 year vintage after-all :)

Needs more ketchup to lubricate it going down.

He should be used to be trolled, He’s a Redskins fan. 

Beer every day after work

Nah - Slightly above mediocre in my opinion.

A legit contender compared to? Other chain pizza or an actual mom and pop style pizza joint?

Easy tough guy.  I’m sorry you don’t have better options near you.  

Nope.   

Yup.  Made me gag as a kid.  That’s how I ended up with my own pizza