I haven’t lived in Iowa for 15 years but this brought me back to my childhood. My Podunk home town of 800 just got a new Casey’s and it’s been the talk of the town every since according to my mother. When I go home for the holidays you bet I’m going to eat some breakfast pizza.

This is my parents favorite pizza. Thankfully they’d get me a small pepperoni while they ate a large of that nasty thing.

It’s about Domino’s quality.    

It is the devils lettuce after all.

I haven’t had this one yet. I think I shall rectify that this week.

I’m hoping to create a future generation of stoners by just handing out 1/8 bags of weed this year.

Not surprised.   When I worked there in college we’d sell wings for the Super Bowl and they were just breaded chicken wings from Tyson.  Same as you could get at the super market.   The sauce was a cheap powdery substance that you added a pitcher of water to make.  

You’re my kind of asshole.

LOL 

I feel like you’re underestimating Bruno Caboclo.  

I did that on Bovada after the NFL draft.  Now I get to stare at my poor decision every time I look at my open bets page 

“I just got Chipotle (double meat!) and am unable to finish it in a single sitting. This led to the question of if I am closer in skill/ability to a D-1 basketball player or a competitive eater? For reference I started on my high school team and am 6’2”

If you live in rural Iowa the sight of water instead of corn fields can be exciting the first few times.

She always has like 10 jars of pickles.   

I’m not shocked. My wife goes to the farmers market every week and does this fill a bag for $8 or $10 (depends on the stand) because she thinks it’s such a great deal.   Problem is we hardly ever eat it all as it’s just her and I.   So I throw many squishy cucumbers away each week.   

I can’t stand Helwani he always tries to make everything about him.  

Blue Bell claims it’s not needed. I call bullshit and they’re just being cheap.

Wild! I’m a daily smoker for 10+ years and it’s always made me hungry. I have to actively stop myself from going to get snacks while gaming. The minute time between matches is perfect for grabbing a granola bar or something lol.  

Pot made you not hungry? The heck