Vodkka Sam disagrees. 

Counterpoint: I’ve been drinking whisky daily since well before anyone ever heard of coronavirus... no infection yet. Better safe than sorry I say.

Mine only tied them to his belt, which was the style at the time.

In a total grandpa move, my grandpa used to eat onions like apples.

Squirrels are ridiculous, I love them. 

No. He’s just dough so he’ll be too chewy

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

If by “insufferable douche,” you mean “eclectic oddball personality who spends a massive amount of time and money helping the needy” then sure. https://www.google.com/search?q=guy+fieri+donates&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS867US867&oq=guy+fieri+donates&aqs=chrome..69i57.2283j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

What kind of pizza are you eating that has “juices”?

These look like characters from Guitar Hero.

I hope the delivery car plays a song like the ice cream truck when its driving down the street.  A little Pour Some Sugar on Me playing over loud speakers will create the full effect

Looks tasty, but was he going to pummel it to death with a microphone?

An impossible mammoth burger sounds like something you could get for free if you can finish it in 30 mins.

I wouldn’t trust her to wipe her own fake ass properly, let alone blow up a conspiracy.

The Democrats and their supporters want to lose again, don’t they?

Probably the same person who thinks a block of ramen is somehow two portions too. 

second portion of that box of mac & cheese

A little hyperbolic, don't you think.

From the pic:  Looks like some of it you eat, some you drink.

Pfft. Purchase what they give away for Free? Nah!