He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

Can’t wait for cruise lines and airlines and energy companies to get big bailouts and tax breaks, but nothing to directly help actual people impacted, nor anything to address systemic issues exposed by the pandemic (paid sick leave, universal health care). Always money to protect the bottom line of companies, never…

Listening to Meghan McCain talk while sitting on a hard, un-padded chair... it’s like Dante’s Ninth Circle of Hell.

Why not coat it in nacho cheese dust and call it the Oompa Lupa?

What about actual living spacecraft? Do they count as Class 7?

Joan Summers comes across as a tryhard frontrunning. Most of her content comes across as either vapid hating or aspirational ass kissing. Nothing by way of real content.

You are at the mercy of your manager and your project.

Coming soon: how to use a chip clip to keep your baby wipes from drying out.

Exactly. It also seems like this generation of celebrity “new moms” is far more likely to engage in this performative LOOK AT ME I AM SO AMAZING crap that I find so irritating. 

Nah, Jon Snow married Ygritte. She’s marrying Legolas.

Vermont Jesus, Lord Maple From Burlington, 50 Stents - I haven’t heard some of these, but I’ll definitely be using them, thank you!

Lord Maple From Burlington. 50 Stents!!

I blame Hillary because she treated Trump the way that most of his did, like he didn’t have a chance in hell in winning. That’s fine for us, but if you’re running against him, that’s a different story. She just knew she was going to win, thought she had it in the bag, so she could skip some states because, hey, she…

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I can’t say that’s terribly shocking...Lorne loves palling around with the rich and famous, no matter who they are.

He talks about that in the special... Seems like he was pressured by SNL to give the apology.

Hot take: Davidson’s public apology to Dan Crenshaw legitimized a very dangerous man. I wish he hadn’t backed down, because in the end Crenshaw does indeed look like a hitman in a porno movie.