When I was a kid and my folks brought me to Sea World the walrus was holding his dick and pissing into his own mouth in front of 25 kids. My mom was appalled hahahaha

What could go wrong? Imagine if this loon had a gun instead of scissors

Reminds me of the asshole Jehovah’s Witness priest that said during my cousins funeral that she’s wasn’t going to heaven because she committed suicide. She was 14 and basically the entire school was there to hear it.   I had to hold my uncle back after the service from beating up a priest in front of 500 people.   

I remember jumping out of my chair when he nailed punk ass Patrick Beverley with this one.

I got Adams vs anyone else in the entire NBA.  

I had no idea Elvira had cereal.  That’s a blast from the past! 

A brewery in Brighton CO takes all sorts of cereal and makes beer with it. I guess it’s their shtick.  

So Drew threw his back out trying to hoist Shitty in the air?

You’ve got to stay away from that Detroit style pizza.

Must be a Krypton tradition I don’t partake in.   

How do you know what piss tastes like? 

I liked Oscar a hell of lot more before he was Chris Paul’s State Farm agent.  

It’s because they are pecker shy.   They need the noise to go.   I make fun of my buddy/co-worker about this 

Oh nice maybe I can actually afford to ride my Arabian horse they gave me around.    Oh here’s a free elite horse, but it will cost you 4 gold bars to ensure it.   

Go to Wayne’s Smoke Shack in Superior next to Target and Costco.   Get there early it’s closed by 2 most days as it’s sold out. 

Hope you grabbed her treasure map in the drawer next to her bed :)

Outside of this coffee shop is also a women who hands out cards encouraging people not to procreate. What I’m saying is, this is fucking Boulder in a nutshell.

He can’t now because he has all those shitty scars on his head from the Bosley treatments

What a thing to be known for!  

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