Larry Eustachy would be proud  

“So you can put the violins away, ‘champ.’ You’re not Oliver Twist”

That was our bathroom. With linoleum floors to match O_o

I wish he’d go do this full time and get off the TNT pre/post game show.

Drew - You fucking donated that candy to your pie hole.  

My mom did too. With the matching dishwasher and refrigerator.

Why you got to remind me about Anthony Carter?   That shit still hurts! 

Did that worthless glory boy Fireman Ted retire again? I want to see that miserable fuck in misery.  

You won that trade for sure! 

We’re cutting to a live look at Jerry Jones when he heard the news

Caprese salad with the basil and tomatoes fresh from my garden is one of my favorites.    

I was in Vegas at Harrah’s sports book when this was going down. There was a group of large fat men in Farve and Rogers jerseys collectively losing there shit. It was glorious

US beer has come a long way since 2001.

That’s bringing flashbacks of my high school coach. That fucker could whistle like that without sticking his fingers in his mouth. The militant prick thought he was Bob Knight.   Sorry I got triggered for a moment haha

Me too. My neighbor is an old Korean war vet. He greats me at least once a week while I leave for work at 7 AM. Nothing out of the ordinary until I looked over and he’s just standing in the back yard in his tidy whities, dick in hand, pissing in the middle of the yard whilst letting the dogs out.

This is so awesome! I was hoping you’d do this since I read the initial interview. I wish I had neighbor like her!

Are you always this triggered?  

I see I was correct.  

Does your user name mean ‘you’re a dip shit’