What?!?! They’re not just bringing in Lavar Ball and offer him a shoe deal with the Big Baller Brand? 

Ye let his kids paint on a shirt and he called it fashion? Also is that Farnsworth Bentley side eyeing Ye there?

Do they still charge extra for guac? I switched to Qdoba and haven’t looked back.  Free queso or guac got my loyalty.   

My mom would have done the same but asked for ketchup 

It wasn’t me.

#bebest

“play the drinking game with a hammer called Stump.”

You agreed to go out into the wilderness with her family for over a week and you weren’t even married?  You’re better than that Hemmerling.   You only agree to that sort of shit when it’s on a resort somewhere and they are paying for it.    

Yes - His mother

Lebron to PSG

Time to switch to Vodka. You’re in the motherland for it after-all.

He’ll never be as cool as his statue indicates.

“My wife left me.”

Modelo is the summer. Guinness in the winter.

Impressive footage of men playing with their wood.

Name checks out

“I checked with one of our resident Soccer Knowers, Billy Haisley, and he says no World Cup team could beat a Champions League Team”

Whomever you do your recycling with should have guidelines posted on their website. Mine says lids off everything even if the same material.

it says #sponsor

Bummer. Guess I’ll quit watching them. Not adding shitty ass Showtime to the package just for them.