Please trade Lonzo to the Spurs. I just want to see the shit show between Pop and Lavar.

Amateurs 

We’ve found the Moroccan J.R. Smith

She has baby hands like Trump.

He’s going to need to work on that. He’s not richer than Carnegie or Rockefeller were in their time.

LOL Mets

Agreed. Nainggolan not on the team is ridiculous. For that alone he’s shit. The world will get to see his shit tactics this week.

Martínez is a shit manager so I don’t expect much.

Well if that’s true. It’s going to become one of my favorite games rather quickly. Can’t wait to play it!

Looks exactly what I pictured a dude named Chase to look like.

I hope they gave it a better budget this season. That outfit they put on Diamondback was ridiculous last season. Looked like some shit someone threw together for a cheap Halloween costume.

Since we’re talking about UPS. Do they knock on the door where any of you live? UPS and FedEx both just drop shit off and never knock at my house. Like how fucking hard is it to knock and walk away?

I’m jealous of that fancy ass shower.

You should use his mug shot at the header pic

So good the coach quits

She’s looking at a picture of her and the baby daddy.

He’s a fun worm hole to explore whenever I see an AOL article pop up.

This is the work of their Digital Prophet.

Makes you wonder what kind of dirk the Pants DJ had on Mr. Cuban.