“ Grover Cleveland (once vowed to drink only four beers per day)“

Mike must have confused his Instagram name with a Kinja burner.

Pronghorns

“chatter their teeth”

They have a facility near me. Thanks - I may go do this if it’s not too expensive.

When I took my dog to the vet they needed a stool sample. She called it a “stoolie” Ever since that’s all I think of when I hear the word “stoolie”

When I took my dog to the vet they needed a stool sample. She called it a “stoolie” Ever since that’s all I think of when I hear the word “stoolie”

My 70 year old mother is going to be pissed.

This stuff scares the shit out of me. I’m 6'6 275 I played HS and D 1 college football. I can remember at least 10 concussions where I ‘got my bell rung’. Who knows how many others I had growing up trying to prove how tough I was to coaches as far back as 7th grade. Every coach I ever had would yell at you to get up…

The type that goes to a brewery that doesn’t have a kitchen and the food truck pulls up smelling all kinds of delicious and decides he needs one for his face-hole right this moment.

Can’t wait for it to come back and be called “Cheesus Is Risen”

“nobody should ever brush their teeth at work. Did you read that earlier question about the piss-covered bathroom? “ 

Kronke still owns the team. I doubt that happens under his watch.

Bayern possibly. But they tend not to spend that big on 1 player. They need new wingers though. Robben and Ribery are old.

Jupp Heynckes since it’s soccer

I gave my buddy who recently got married 2 oz’s of weed from my garden. I figured that was better than cash for him and his wife since they smoke.

Yummy

Giri’s been day drinking and writing

Typical evening at The Waffle House.

So this ends with them shooting Cheesecakes that they’ve purchased just like with Yeti Coolers. Right?