Burrito prices for Hot Dogs? Nah, I’ll pass.

For whatever reason all meat is more expensive there than Sprouts or King Soopers near me. I quit going there.

When I worked at KFC in college I used to make this after hours. We had to de-skin all of the chicken at the end of the night to make the BBQ chicken sandwich meat. We’d just throw away the skin otherwise. So I ate a lot of those throughout the 3 years I worked there. They are pretty tasty! I mixed in some extra…

+1 tech + 1 flagrant 1 that might get turned into a 2

Let just say I got in trouble in elementary school for telling my classmate that my royal penis needs cleaned.

Damn, Micheal. Now I’ve got to explain to my co-workers why I’m crying at my desk. Thanks for sharing your pain. Sorry this happen to you and your family.

He was a Steelers minority owner at the time.

We made this shit called Grape Ape in college.

Extra fiber in my beer. Yum

She read your story and still makes it all about her? You did the right thing distancing yourself. Sometimes it’s just best to cut out the toxic people in your life. I know she’s your moms, but even you admit she won’t change, so why still put in the effort? Best of luck on your journey, man.

Diverticulitis waiting to happen

Bobby Bonilla

You some how made raw chicken thigh look like raw chicken liver. So, bravo?

I like bacon wrapped pork tenderloin with mine.

Well you’re paying a lot more for Uncle Tony so the delivery should be a bit more prompt.

Taco Bell bomb mid-prom is going to be a blast.

Such a bummer

Our D.A.R.E officer got fired from the force for stealing drugs in a drug bust and trying to sell them. I love telling the kids that when they’re outside of King Soopers raising money for D.A.R.E.

They’re just warming up for Georgia football games.  

My dad drinks that but adds Kahlua too and calls it a Chocolate Russian