This is what a Grizzly does to a car door. Good luck

The cherry ones are fantastic

The cherry ones are fantastic

Same or Church’s if I’m in the part of Denver that has one.

Wish I was kidding. Worked there in college. End of the night the cook had to scrap all of the ‘cracklings’ out of this machine we used to empty the fryers. The machine would pump the hot oil back into the cooker, and what was left was this sawdust looking powder of ‘cracklings’. Had to weight them out in 12-16 oz…

It’s so salty because they season it with the chicken crumbs that have been burning in the bottom of the fryer all day. “the cracklings” is what they called it. But it’s really greasy ass crumbs that fell off the original recipe whilst in the pressure fryer. (Original recipe KFC adds an entire box of salt to the…

No thanks - I know what’s in KFC gravy

To me, it makes the beer taste flat. I don’t dig it.

MTV needs to bring back Celebrity Death Match for this!

Bron is so fucking corny.

I think you just called Mothra to the super bowl

I’m from Westminster. I was thinking the same thing about Aurora. Glad you brought the stats to back it up. I was too lazy to look :)

Most of the mountain towns are pure white. You have to get into downtown Denver if you want to see more than 13 black dudes. Estes Park is white utopia for the rich folks that live in Boulder. Those cabins you stayed in especially!

Anderson Paak. Run The Jewels, and Kung Fu Kenny today

They need to start measuring these folks weight when they do the random USDA piss tests. Enact a rule that you can only cut so much of your average of the weights taken during piss tests.

Because fighters will do it anyways and probably die in the cage.

Animal

“When I wrote that, it was before I came here, OK. It was a stress—as it says at the end, it was like a cathartic, you know what I mean, it was just a—it was meant for a cry for community mental health.”

D-Wade’s too!

My office mate is staring at me strangely after he saw me just gag. That’s so creepy

Good stuff Patrick.