You’re not on mine.

Well, Barkley once threw a dude through window for fucking with him. So I imagine it would have went similar hahaha

Do you really care what some chump changing next to you thinks? I fart proudly and ask them to guess what I’ve eaten if they react.

“things with the ball at his feet that are rivaled only by Barcelona’s own building-from-the-back genius, Marc-André ter Stegen”

The Knicks suck.

I take it this was an all white league?

Nah, I’m good with my double bacon cheeseburger. You do you tho

You can’t have it both ways because of how the chicken is fried. KFC pressure cooker fries their original chicken. Need to use an open fryer to keep it clean and crispy. (I worked at KFC in college). Funny part is when you try to cook original in an open fryer at KFC is tastes like shit and the skin texture is all…

With special guest ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

Please get a video

I want to get a beer with Wade Phillips.

I figure he doesn’t drink. He’s preachy no matter what he’s talking about. The night would devolve into me being drunk and him trying to get me to find Jesus and get sober.

Herm Edwards gets my vote

Yeah - I followed him on Instagram and he posted the top pic freely and people called the cops worried about him. He was just fucked up on a mix of shit he snorted. Definitely has a problem, but doesn’t appear to want to fix it. He’s ignored his friends who have tried to help.

I think i rolled my eyes more than anything ever today when this message popped on my feed with a baby pic.

Pretty much everyone on that shows problem is they bought a bar because they like to drink. They then proceed to let all of their friends leach free booze.

Is this you? :)

I take people golfing (only if i know they like to golf). You get 4 hours of time to bull shit mixed in with brain picking and beer drinking.

Needs room in there for his chain

Then Atrie proceeded to snort that check away. Seen him lately?