And you’re a virgin

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It’s after July 1st. Had to find the money to cut that Bobby Bonilla check somehow

I thought they called human bites a Suarez

They’ll be happy with 3 wins again as long as they beat Iowa. It’s their Superbowl

egomaniacal coaches yelling at everyone—at each other, at the referees, at God, at the sport itself, at their players, at their opponents’ players, and at José Mourinho (nobody does this more than José Mourinho).

That’s odd. Was he not proud of his millionaire son? Don’t get along or something?

Nobody went over the top?

Yes!

JVG and Jackson are the worse. All Van Gundy does is sound dumbfounded every call. Then complains about whatever over the top hyperbole. I mean, if you dig that shit, that’s on you.

I wish all games were called by her and Doug Collins. I could just listen to those two talk ball all day. It’s just a night and day contrast to the games called by Van Gundy, Breen, and Marc Jackson.

I tried reading this shit yesterday, but it came off like a Billy Haisley soccer article.

I always thought Hitman’s Dual silenced Silver Ballers were awesome when i played that game.

People aren’t flocking to their website to see clips of skip, Shannon, cowturd, and Whitlock’s super sweet hot takes? I’m shocked!

Kang accumulated 6.4 WAR.

• What condiments do you always have on hand, no matter what? Jardine’s garlic sriracha taco sauce and a good deli mustard.  

Plus you can smell the damn tar factory an exit down the road when the winds blowing towards the stadium.

I miss seeing JaVale strolling around Denver on a Segway.

Christian schools always be hiring these upstanding good Christian white men.

It totally is