Harry Kane’s on Tinder posing with Tigers?

Yeah but he’s not as good as real golf studs like Donald J Trump

I can’t hit straight unless I’ve had at least 6 cans of 7.0 abv swing oil

You must not drink like I do when golfing then ;)

Only thing I gathered from that interview is that McCown looks at kiddie porn.

Why not?

I kept waiting for Val Venus to show up

what the hell did I just watch.

He didn’t think the UFC guys would be at the UFC headquarters? Interesting

Can Neymar’s dad beat Maradona one on one though?

I’d like to play some of his courses. But then i’d be giving money to Trump. Fuck that.

Scroll bar’s been Kinja’d

You forgot to add wears pants backwards. Thanks to Roy Williams for reminding the world about that hahaha.

I can’t wait for the Cowboys to regress this season. The hot takes will be glorious

Good stuff, Barry. My thoughts exactly.

His trainer is doing it wrong

Be honest, Keva. You were going to drink that beer and have those ribs anyways

But they’ll still cover Viagra for all the limp dicks in the military right?

Did she go down on Rick Ross?

You’re my kind of asshole