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Never seen a live action dinosaur!?

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Bravo good sir.

As an attorney, I can say farting in court is wonderful. Nothing quite like crop dusting your opponent’s smarmy face.

Once in a mostly empty theater waiting for a movie to start, I felt an ill wind brewing. So when the lights went down, in that moment of silence before the film started, I lifted a cheek and let loose a mighty blast - loud, long, and even a little modulated so it went higher at the end. It was timed perfectly.

It’s because us burly Gen-X bastards grew up actually having to make the ‘wanking off’ motion in response to a played-out or averse situation, strengthening our forearms, whereas today’s wisp-children just dial up an emoticon.

Whether or not a player is suspended is not private information, hence why the university later confirmed that Ahmir Mitchell and Shelton Johnson were the suspended players. http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c…

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

You do realize that he is a vegan and does triathlons for fun, right?

Maybe swipe left every now and then.

If you remember, he actually made Megyn Kelly go and check if there were still a bunch of white voters in Ohio that hadn’t been counted yet. And they filmed her walking at a low angle to show off her legs, as is the Ailes way.

Pounding after pounding, she comes out smiling like a winner.

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

Who Pegged Roger Rabbit?

All this criticism of Sam Bradford as being selfish and a bad mentor has been so unfair. I mean as you can see here, he’s been teaching Wentz everything he knows.

Oh yeah, the guy who looks like a cross between Joakim Noah and Freddie Mercury.