Like father, like son.

Wait, that wasn’t Topeka Kansas?!? You know you live in a shit hole of a city when you have to take a photo of 3 tall buildings from the ground positioned upwards in order to make people think it is a skyline.

Like Drew said. It's what someone who's never been to a big city thinks a big city is like.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

There is not a single person in that photo. Sort of proves his point.

Who knew Steak N Shake had patio seating!?

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

He has a lot of phlegm...

Look at it. You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine.

I saw a pretty good documentary about that a while back

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

Probably wrapping up the desiccated corpses of the U. of Arizona coeds he cheated with, & who then threatened to blab on him. They’re somewhere in the Sonoran Desert.

Because Kinja’d

Good to know. Had to make sure that this coffee opinion could be discounted as equally terrible as your cereal opinions.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

That's someone who has lived alone too long.

I’m simultaneously revolted and impressed. I kind of want to meet this guy.