Like father, like son.

That’s almost as depressing as pegging yourself with a suction-cup di.... what are we talking about?

if George Dvorsky gets his way, and the extreme longevity studies don’t die, we may live long enough to see this world.

Dude, if you can’t eat 900 calories in a sitting, you have never been to a quality restaurant.

Wait, that wasn’t Topeka Kansas?!? You know you live in a shit hole of a city when you have to take a photo of 3 tall buildings from the ground positioned upwards in order to make people think it is a skyline.

Like Drew said. It's what someone who's never been to a big city thinks a big city is like.

Still, it’s better than Rob Ford cologne, which makes you smell like a crack house.

There is not a single person in that photo. Sort of proves his point.

Who knew Steak N Shake had patio seating!?

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

I mean, you already get 100xp for each bug you catch. Same as every other type.

He has a lot of phlegm...

Look at it. You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine.

I saw a pretty good documentary about that a while back

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

Because Kinja’d

That's someone who has lived alone too long.