Ha, me too!

Did this spark a convo?

No, because she inevitably tells me it’s time I start getting my wife to pop out babies. Which leads to me thinking about my dick.

Looks like every other bland midwestern city I’ve ever been to. Had you not said it’s Indy, I would have guessed Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

I didn’t think you were serious. Holy shit!

Can we talk about his signature?

The struggle is real!

You need the find the rodeo clowns secret bathroom, and you’ll be set then.

Is that code for jerkin’ hand?

Kid’s week would play out great!

There is a guy in my office that brushes his teeth pissing at the urinal. Dick in one hand, tooth brush in the other.

I hope they get the smell of the rodeo out of there before you go.

Harbaugh is a bit unhinged. I can picture him going full Woody

I’ve seen just about all of those in my play through so far. I don’t think the wild life is as diverse as the creators make it it out to be.

Adidas quarter socks are my go to. Comfortable and last a long time. Switched from Nike when they started marking socks L and R and too cheap to put the Nike logo on both sides of the sock... Like I need anymore sock sorting duties gtfo.

Adidas quarter socks are my go to. Comfortable and last a long time. Switched from Nike when they started marking…

I said previous job. This was 2004

It totally was. My dumb ass just moved to the Denver area and really needed a job so I stuck it out two more years. (they paid well)

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

I keep a blue tooth speaker in my golf bag for assholes like that. Oh, you need silence? Here, listen to polka music. Ya, fucking polka music. Something to make them go, WTF, and get even madder.

What your father knows is your wife is banging a ginger. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, Dante.