Blood’s pooled in the wrong head after sex.

Barry, you fucking cock tease. Virgil bag should have never gone away!

Sour IPA’s are OK, if done right. Some taste like spoiled hops though.

I drink too much for that :(

Hmm, interesting. I wish I could get buzzed off one nice IPA.

I don’t mind some. But others, good lord, it’s like I’ve drank a liquid atomic war head candy.

If they’re an uber beer snob they’ll tell you “sours”. At least the one’s i know do.

How tiny are you that you get drunk off half a beer? You’ve basically consumed a Bud Light with that half glass.

No one can turn a shitty team into a mediocre one quite like Jeff Fisher

8-8, wooooooooo!

There haven’t been this many words written about white balls slapping since the Sandusky trials.

Sounds like you’ve made stuffing for a bird, instead of oatmeal.

Yogurt? Is that the stuff Draymond Green dipped his dick in before sending that pic?

Frank’s new album has become more elusive than a Sasquatch

Meh, not any worse than the yoga pants all the ladies wear to the office. Anyone from size 1-100 apparently thinks they look good in them.

USA basketball thought so. That’s why they’re staying on a yacht in the harbor....

How many should I have at the house pre-gaming before the party?

You need to add this face cream

This is better