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Hope Solo everyone, the ugliest american:

Now she can spend more time beating the shit out of her family.

What a fucking shit this woman is.

“best soccer players in the world”

I hear they’re going to raise this flag at the podium ceremony anyway.

He looks like he should “put down the fucking maple bars.”

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

Anywhere from first to sixth, but probably somewhere just below Arsenal in the standings just because Tottenham

Forget the money. The money is always going to be there.

Here’s a handful of not-necessarily-related, objective observations:

If impersonating an Olympic runner is against the rules then how come Lolo Jones never got busted?

Hey, KU football, Gale Sayers isn’t walking thru that door. Nor is Mark Mangino, though for another reason.

Rest in peace, Virgilbag.

Bowie, Prince, Ali, Merle, Shandling. And now Virgilbag.

Going to have to step in and shit on your post. The fucking Pilgims did come over then. He didn’t say they discovered America or anything, he said they crossed the Atlantic, which is a true statement. They got in the Mayflower and sailed to America. Nothing about that should offend your delicate sensibilities.

The question asked about sports.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

God, that’s cheesy.