Not directed at me, but I also did cancer research at M.D. Anderson. The part of this argument that has never made sense to me, is the assumption that a Big Pharma company that made a cure would not also make a ridiculous amount of money. I understand that treatments of chronic diseases are big money makers, but cures…

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

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Definitely not. I know not directed at me but I have my PhD in Cancer Biology and do cystic fibrosis research now.

On a GQ story, Drew learned how to use bars of soap to keep his rectum and lower colon stretched out.

If Darren Rovell’s Tweet were a turd, it would be the dumbest shit ever.

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

If you have to injure every marine mammal within 100 miles so that you can be sure there isn’t a sub nearby, despite not actually being at war with any sub equipped countries and despite the fact that it’s 100% legal for anyone to drive their subs around in the middle of the ocean, that really doesn’t seem like a…

That’s the slick parenting move. Instead of forbidding a kid from alcohol, you let them try it, pretending you’re being all permissive and French, while secretly knowing they won’t like it anyway.

This is an old photo. A Von Miller statue has that ball now.

If you want to be truly inspired, watch the version he did for the Niners back in 2011. Nothing makes you feel worse as a Niner fan.

This guy is the epitome of Joga Bonito. Look at the smile on his face and he still celebrates every goal like it’s the winning goal in a champions league final. So much joy!

You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

$50 million and that’s what Cleveland goes with?

The Las Vegas crowd went understandably nuts at the end, most of whom had bet the Over of 165.5

Giuliani’s starting to look a lot like Nosferatu.

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

What? Your pecs don’t migrate north during the summer?

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.