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If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Your fridge list is so far off. Ketchup has to be number one. Because you never throw it out until there is a new bottle. Because there is always the hope that one good shake will provide whatever amount you need.

Not for the 1st time,

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

Meanwhile at your local gym

*Bobby Bonilla wakes up on pile of money, considers objecting, goes back to sleep on pile of money*

Yeah, Wales, Northern Ireland, Iceland, Portugal, Slovakia, Poland, and Hungary are all fearsome teams. All of whom reached the knockout stage. USMNT could never compete against these giants.

I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

Uhhhh what? This was one of the most over hyped, under whelming cards I have ever seen and I have been watching from the beginning. The prelims were infinitely better.

counterpoint: kinky sky sex

Pretty sure that rack has had a lift kit installed.

Who?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

tens of millions of Americans, who elect people like Walsh all the time.

Exactly. Because when Gretchen Carlson DID come forward, Greta has been immediately supportive and believed her instantly. Yup.

Those are his Bad News Jeans

F**k if I know.

Has Westbrook shown any actual interest in playing for the Lakers, or is another one of those “well, he’s from there, and everyone wants to play for the Lakers, so why wouldn’t he want to play for a bad Lakers team?” situations.