Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

Bicyclists Can Compete in MotoGP, Too

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

You forgot at least three steps: Get rid of good three point shooter Mike Dunleavy. Lose double-double machine Pau Gasol. Add non-shooting lesser Lopez bro at center. Clearly, GarPax are a man with a plan.

This is quite the formula for success:

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

Do you wish you’d thought of this now? (I do.)

Hard to say - it was a Troicki situation...

For me, it’s more that it’s without clear consent from the daughter. Yes, I would think it was slightly weird for a daughter to ask a mom to be a surrogate simply because of the age issue, but this woman is dead and there’s no explicit proof that this is what she wanted. It feels more like the mom wanting a grandchild…

It’s like 10,000 balls

I know our society probably overuses the phrase “fuckboi” but not for this fuckboi. This guy truly is the most honest definition of a fuckboi that I’ve ever seen.

This is so spot on. I think of Buddy Ryan the same way as I do Barry Goldwater. He was the founder of a movement based on mythology more than reality, yet was able to create a fervent following of that mythology by tapping into the ugliest facets of their character. Every Eagles fan who thinks Buddy Ryan was a great…

When your “fan-made” costumes have a crew-size, budget and level of talent exceeding similar work in some professional films, it almost seems like you need a different term for it than cosplay.

Nothing kills a game faster than the guy playing point insisting on shooting quick threes like he’s on an NBA fast-break. Then you have to awkwardly ignore him as he calls for the ball on the way down the court. Good times had by none.

DON’T talk shit. If you insist on doing so in an unfamiliar setting, I personally guarantee that one of three things will happen: