Also, coincidentally, the name of a mafia tough played by Nick Offerman in his forthcoming movie.

Not surprised that Josh Smith has found yet another way to leave his taint on the game of basketball.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Is 78% of what the male writers make enough?

I always thought it would be awesome if Brandon Marshall were traded straight up for LeSean McCoy. Then I could imagine Brandon singing:

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

I’d hit it. She’s a natural woman. Like most. With all the imperfections of them. You would know this if you actually had sex with women.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

I’ll believe he’s the next Tulowitzki when he stubs his toe and misses 45 games to recover from it.

“I’ve been proven not guilty.”*

The fact that this broad is smiling throughout this whole gif just lets me know I’m not up to her level of kink.

I’ve always wondered what John Oates would look like if he worked out more.

This is a good start, but it needs way more racial and homophobic slurs. B-

I was going to +1 the fuck out of this fucking post, but the fact that you never fucking mentioned fucking his fucking mom makes me want to not fucking click the fucking star, you fucking homo fuck..

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

“building better death traps for your settlers”

You can tell you’ve got yourself out of position when Jozy scores on you.

Perhaps the most heartbreaking thing about Babes for Trump is that they have ruined my love of beer pong forever.

“Reagan/Bush ‘84"?