I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

And people wonder why baseball is losing popularity among young people. NBA players could go full-on And 1 tournament during preseason and no one would care. Just thinking about this “respect the game” bullshit literally makes me tired.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Just another reason why I love Bayern. You know, the club paying off their stadium loan 19 years early.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Sir, we signed a mobile QB from a Texas based school who won the Heisman.”

Learned somethin’ new about Drew today, respect. RIP to a legend, 45 is 45 too soon.

How the hell do you put a giant chaw in your mouth while blowing a fucking bubble?

Why the fuck does this video smell like onions?!?!?!

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

I just want to be human! I want to learn, and do science!

It’s cool that you can customize Codsworth but I gotta know, can you customize Buddy the beer bot? Because I would drink to that.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

Freeing up more ad space for reasons.

I didn’t actually become a gynecologist but having done my 6 weeks of ob/gyn in med school and my 8 weeks of ob in residency i can confirm to you that after about a week any vagina you’re not actively trying to please (aka wife/gf/fuck buddy) simply looks like another organ you have to deal with.

Re: male gynos:

Combine simultaneous phone-urinal use and dad-level (I’m assuming) touchscreen skills and you’re going to end up accidentally tweeting a mid-stream dick pic. Tread lightly, Magary.