If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

Convicted of beating the shit of your girlfriend? Play for the Cowboys.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

On the topic of solving problems, I have one for the Deadspin commentariat.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Shocking that an Andy Reid coached team would have an issue with time management.

Interesting wording in the headline there, San Antonio Express-News.

A way bigger issue with independence day is that Jeff Goldblum can apparently code so well on this alien tech, after having seen it for forty-five minutes that he can bring down an intergalactic battle cruiser using earth hardware. It can be nigh impossible to get a video game to play on a slightly newer or older…

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

This is all around a splendid story. The ret. bee keeper just happened to have tickets to that game as a gift from his family. He’d traveled all the way north of Kansas City to Arizona. What are the odds that one year to the day this all lines up? Also love his smile as he’s waving his cap. He noted later he got to…

Pat Adams fouled out Ben Simmons on a potential triple double the other night on a fantom tech one night after fouling out Kentucky’s Isaac Humphries with a phantom tech that ended up costing Kemtucky the game at Texas A&M. Was the radio announcer Australian?

What’s the difference between the Kardashians and the Cardassian Empire?

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Naah.
He always sucked.
Because this is how he wrote.
Tiny paragraphs. Stacked.
To make a point.
Which was usually knee-jerk bullshit like this.

I wasn’t aware he was rehired by the Tribune. They bought out good journalists (including friends of mine) to cut costs and re-hired this old sack of crap? No wonder “dead-tree” is…

Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

Maybe PewDiePie should review his own shit game that was worse.

Which Kemp Jr? Aren’t there around 30 of them?