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A co-worker told me that a girl in her daughter’s troop sold cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary, which might be the most ingenious/devious sales strategy since a girl in my elementary school set up shop outside of Weight Watchers.

Does anyone else feel like HamNo is slightly disappointed any time he sees one of these clips and doesn’t have something to criticize?
Like if his form was way off, there would have been like 4 paragraphs about needing to work your core and focus on high quality yogurt.

“Good.” -Seattle residents

“Johnson avoided conviction on the oral sex charge but the jury decided he was in fact guilty of finger penetration.”

Looks like Kanye West uses Pirate Bay to download music.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really

EXT. Metropolis DAY

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

“Is there one for feet?”

Holy cannoli!

Some of the most intriguing conversations you can listen to come from him. He may not be the smartest person, but look at who goes on the show and a lot of the guests are very well known intellectuals. Neil Degrasse Tyson, Dan Carlin, and Dr Carl Hart to name a few.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

With the goal of avoiding the luxury tax, that thanks to the kanter deal, they’re paying anyway.

They also traded Harden for Kevin Martin, ostensibly so they could keep Serge Ibaka, whose development stopped in 2012.

Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

“We didn’t lose her. When you lose something you can’t find it. I know exactly where my wife is.”

Seeing that it is Van Persie, my guess is that is an ambulance.

Billy, if you want to die because of something a Brazilian soccer player did you should just officiate a Brazilian soccer match.