Maybe it’s because I’m an FB member of a Bayern USA group, but this exact scenario plays even worse for the Pep Stay/Pep Goes topic. Not only do you get the traditional rags in the UK spewing their Preschool Journalism ethics, you have Spain, Germany, and even some rumor mongering by ESPN FC to go along with it. And…

Velvet Merlin/Merkin by Firestone Walker, their Winter Seasonal Oatmeal Stout is simply fantastic.

I’m just kidding. I...I don’t have a job.

Too bad Kidd didn’t have a coach that could tell him not to beat his wife.

Doctor bad. Football hurt brain. Doctor lie.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

At 39 you will still be able to watch football and drink. I promise.

Ejected? That seems a bit extreme. I mean, Jason initiated contact and he only ended up getting a slap on the wrist for it.

Wisconsin basketball went 40-odd years without an NCAA tournament appearance before Stu Jackson, of all people, brought the Badgers back in 1994. Dick Bennett then brought them to an improbable Final Four as a No. 8 seed in 2000. He then retired only three games into the 2000-01 season, saying he was burned out, and…

Not too xabi.

No fucking shit, genius.

They are now. No trophies in 20 years, and in the last 4 seasons, they have finished in 17th, 15th, 15th, and 16th, When they go down, they’re going to be no different than Forest or Leeds.

You can also yell at people to call the sauce “Gravy” if you want to be a spectacular asshole.

If you want your kids to stumble in on you & the spouse banging.

RE: Shitty cities to deal with winning...

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

Nothing says “dumpster fire” like a good, ol’ fashion press lockdown. Why coach your players when you can just stick your fingers in your ears and scream “NANANANANANA” as loud as you can.

Oh gods, speaking of NPCs and walking into boobytrapped explosives:

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…