I hope Irving isn’t seriously injured, but if I were him I also wouldn’t just be taking the Cavs’ medical staff’s word for it.
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How much does Peyton have to pay when he miss fires and shits the bed every postseason?
Have a berry. You can cut it up for your cereal.
Oh Adrian. If only you had become a baseball player instead of a football player, then you could make guaranteed money for hitting things with wooden sticks.
Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now
Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.
Or you can get a trophy beer for free if you have an obsessive cousin who will do all the hard work for you and insists on no recompense. (Thanks cuz for the Dark Lord)
What I love about this article:
I read Bill Simmons because he is actually entertaining. I read articles on Deadspin because the commenters are hilarious.
The anti-Simmons rhetoric here has always worn on me as a little bit jealousy, and a little bit scorned ex. For a writer to be supposedly reviled as he is by the entirety of deadspins staff, you folks sure spend a great deal of time and energy penning a LOT of words about him, his writing, and his persona. Like all…
Tough words from a guy who writes about food and isn't even the MOTHERFUCKIN CHOPPED CHAMPION on the staff.
he’s a bad writer, he’d be perfect.
This assumes there are no shitty writers at Deadspin. Assume nothing.
You can feel the envy dripping from this article. Bill Simmons is a sports writer—so calling him a shitty writer is belaboring the point, which is what shitty writers do.
Hate to burst your anti-Red-State anodynity, but you DO know that Cowherd considers himself a liberal and staunch Democrat, right?
Actually
You're totally uninformed or unintelligent