This is even more offensive coming from a guy who looks like a walking herpes lesion.

I can’t wait til he retires. He kills that show.

Bo Kimble will always this guy to me:

Probably. If it wasn’t for Neuer the game would have been 3-0 before the half.

You misspelled “roll.”

Okay so if you’re in that area: Lions Bridge (wed-sun 3-10pm). Flights are the best bet. That’s never less than a $30 visit for me.

But it’s not just Deadspin. Bill Simmons has an Austin Rivers joke in every single column now.

I CAN! In Cedar Rapids you MUST get to Lion Bridge Brewing in the old czech villiage area. Open just over a year and doing fantastic work. In the Marion area there’s a tiny little place called Another Road brewing in the basement of a legal office building. Small taproom, great guys. Beer is getting better as they…

Sort of like boxing, where credentials are revoked when you want to ask Floyd about teeing off on a bunch of women.

A yuppie and his date came into the bar. It was obviously early in the relationship and he was obviously showing her how urbane he was.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

He is actually 36% alcohol.

I was at Casa La Femme (west side of Manhattan) months ago and saw JaVale McGee (with the Nuggets at the time, presumably in town for the Knicks) and Plax sharing a booth. No one else seemed to appreciate the absurd majesty of these two guys hanging out together.

Well for one, that account started when Whitlock was working at Foxsports.com and was virtually invisible. Who the fuck is making a parody account and tweeting daily on it for a damn foxsports.com writer.

Whitlock also has a “Whitlock Quotes” twitter account which he posts on and then retweets under his original account

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Good advice on growing, one thing to add for everyone: Don’t refrigerate your damn tomatoes! Cold kills off some of the flavor compounds and makes your tomato less delicious. Also, the reason store bought tomatoes (not the cool organic, heirloom ones) suck is because they are picked green and allowed to ripen off…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…