When I googled I discovered that yes, it was made by Everclear! I definitely didn’t remember that nugget. I just remember (barely) the purpley goodness.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

That sounds delicious and dangerous in equal measure.

How is this not filed under Yo Soy Fiesta?

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Most Likely To Fail Upward

What magical flights are you on that have so many empty seats? Also, sorry, but no — reserving seats ahead of time, online, is a thing now. Look into it moms because I did and I am not moving.

You know what? Fuck this. I’m sick of the goddamn racism in the NFL. Gronk gets a free pass, but when LeGarrette Blount goes blazin’ he gets suspended by the commissioner.

#notallathletes

Don’t even bother with him. He is forgetting Atletico play a 4-4-2.. they almost won the champs league a couple years ago playing it.

Two words: Claudio Ranieri.

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads...

So did the perps!

The front office rarely fires the front office...

You’re kidding me. You’re picking the mozzarella sticks?

I wouldn’t eat it because it looks like one of the bugs killed in Starship Troopers

Scratch another name off the list

A couple years ago, I hiked the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. It’s three full days of 10-12 hours of hiking before you get to Machu Picchu. At best you can get the ole hole-in-the ground in a little lean-to at a campsite, at worst, you’re squatting over mid-trail in front of God and man.

Took a dump once and decided I must show it to my GF at the time so I took a pic & sent it. She proceeded to break up with me a few days later, claimed that we just weren’t compatible...