Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

“Two guys that I’m super close with and it’s sticky, man.”

Hopefully he will come down from the rafters and beat the shit out of Drake.

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

I hope he enjoys his loan spell in the Eredivisie next year.

I can barely drink one of those before the sweetness becomes overpowering. It’s so great at first, but quickly gets old.

He does have it filed under “this is so stupid” So I suspect Billy knows.

Those people haven’t played Grim Fandango since the 1990s.

I got a snow thrower attachment for my riding tractor. Best investment ever. I drink beer while snow blowing.

+.341... bitches

Looks like we found Vodka Samm... and she’s off the wagon

It’s probably just a harmless sloth.
See the resemblance:

“You’re telling me Ronaldo has hit people out of spite?”

That’s true. Perhaps it’s worth revisiting. It was the kid’s death, as horrible as that sounds, that really snowballed the theory. After all, by the early 1990s, Eric Clapton was not a big draw anymore. Album sales and singles sales were sluggish. Then his son dies, tragically, and he puts out “Tears in Heaven.”…

That’s because when he went Underground he turned Digital... Rimshot please.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

the Foxboro outpost of the Waxy O’Connor’s Irish Pub chain

On the other end of the spectrum, are WOW players who play video games as though they’re real life.