“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Bob Sanders could have used some of Peyton’s HGH as much as he got hurt.

Doubt it. Trump already tweeted that Rivera needs deported.

Maybe be a little more defensive next time.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Countdown to a video of two people having sex in a snowbank while wearing only Buffalo Bills jerseys in 3..2...

He’s like a ghost against the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white.

As soon as the reports came out that LeBron had no idea this was going to happen, I immediately called BS.

“Wow look at all that camera time. Jealous!!”

This goes hand-in-hand with my favorite story from The Jordan Rules, the Sam Smith fly-on-the-wall book of the ‘92 season. Here’s the quote, from p. 130:

Surprised Arsenal didn't finish in 4th.

Newcastle: brings in more money than Inter, spends 95% of the time acting like Mike Ashley has to stand on the street and beg for spare change in order to get new players.

If you think that’s ferocious, wait until you see Jason Whitlock dunk the nuggets.

Not at all. While Ronaldo is completely in love with himself, he’s intelligent enough to know not to do something like that. Balo on the other hand, is batshit insane and liable to do anything at any moment.

The dogs should be allowed to eat the kid to protect their territory.

what the ever loving fuck

Soy sauce is probably the worst thing to spill in a car, because it’s so concentrated, which makes it harder to eradicate.