Weed motivates you to jerk off? Typically just motivates me to fridge for snacks.

Every other day’ish. I’ve been with the same gal for 10 years.

I think the only time I ever masturbated for more than an hour was the very first day I got broadband internet. (I grew up with dial up, I’m old).

Yes, I do. Jerking’s for quick release. If i’m committing 30 min I’m getting laid. I’m surely not spending 2.5 hours giving myself carpel tunnel.

Now I’m lead to believe you’re the guy in the story who works it 150 min a day

Oh really? Well, Nicole, how many continuous minutes a day do you spend flicking the bean?

Peter North inspired him that day

I could see it. Coke makes you go forever

I mean, that’s how JJ Watt broke his hand after all

150 minutes straight of wanking? He’s got issues and should see a therapist. Also, stock in Lubriderm.

Stick towards the back and snipe people with his orbs. I just stick behind reinhart, heal my teammates, and play clean up. I was getting 5-10 kills a game that way, and tons of healing points. If I want to murder fools, I switch to Junkrat.

Still won’t drink it.

I agree with certain shows. 1st Take is still a shit show. PTI is a shit show most of the time. I think those two just don’t give a fuck anymore though. Wilbon’s such a “get off my lawn!!” old man now it’s tiring.

It’s the guy that came up with First Take and Sports Nation. He thinks the keys to those successes were Skip and Colin? That’s about all I’m getting from his “vision” on FoxSports. It doesn’t feel like he wants to reinvent the wheel, just add new co-hosts to his existing ideas.

The same crowd wrote these sweet tweets?

He’d be more of a visionary if he’d just devote more time to Katie Nolan instead of throw backs that people can’t stand.

Looks more like Jade Aldemir from Dying Light with a pickaxe

Keith, when the stripper said she wanted to see the gun show, she meant your arms!

Nah, not cranky. Just felt like arguing with a troll.

I brag daily about how tough I am? I suggest you check my comment history, pal.