He’s middle aged, wife, and kid. two of their seven cars move daily, they rotate the cars so they moved spots at least once a week. I’ve never been in the house so I can’t speak to the level of the hoarding. The cars & yard, however are piled with what I would consider junk. Not sure there is much that can be done.…

Sorry, no progress reports today. My wife put out, no wanking needed.

Depends on the gym

It’s assholes, like you, that I make sure my dog pisses twice a day on your lawn.

Thanks, poopguy

People who leave dogs out all night are the worst. Why have a dog!

Ah yes, that might be worse. But I doubt most chicks are telling their dads who pops the cherry. I think you’re safe in that case!

Ah, he’s a clever hoarder. He moves his vehicles weekly to avoid the ordinances. Can’t speak for the vermin, as he’s a couple of blocks away.

That sounds painful. Like trying to piss with a boner.

Why do you think so many “accidents” happen in the shower?

Oh, I realize it. I did it to him, because of his actions. It’s not like I go out of my way to be a bully to normal civilized people.

Your junk fits in the seat hole, with you on it, erect?

Clarify. Are you sitting down while the wad blows?

No, not manly enough

Gotcha!

You must be well hydrated

Colorado! The make my day state!

I’ve only knocked on someones door to give them a piece of my mind twice in my life. That’s a bridge I’ll have to cross when it happens. I’m not going to change my tune though. If the guy was an asshole, who scared my wife, for no reason he’s still getting yelled at. My bigger fear is the dude has a gun. (which is…

Did you mean to respond to Drew, instead of me?

No HOA, so therefore the hoarder.