I said shower!

Great zinger!

I don’t have fantasies of 6'6 bearded men.

My neighborhood, a quiet suburb, has no sidewalks. When I walk my dog, we walk along the edge of the street, and my dog walks on the grass, usually a few feet up on peoples’ lawns, like almost everyone else in our neighborhood. The other day, a guy came out his door and shouted at my wife and I to keep our dog off…

Massive group-text debate going on right now. When it’s time to masturbate, are you a Stander or Sitter?

My buddy got the hint when i sent him pic back of my dog dropping a deuce.

Big poppa pump is your hook up. Holler if you hear me

You just jinxed it. Lebron’s due for an injury

Grassley is a prime reason we need term limits

Katt Williams.

“The first guy in our group of friends just had a kid. Now, every time we’re in a group chat or email, he’ll randomly throw in a photo of his kid doing some stupid shit. We’ll all be chatting about a fantasy baseball draft, or RG3 signing with Cleveland, and then out of nowhere comes a photo of this 6-month-old eating…

Hmm, I never thought about floating in a pool of herb before. Goals for the weekend!

Really, there are people threatening to rape Rovell on a daily basis? Link some of those tweets that are worse than what was on this vid. Cause I think you’re full of it.

Red panty night back on?

Haha, it’s all good. I was just being a smart ass. Some of my friends don’t get high when they smoke either. My wife only can if it’s edibles.

Quit smoking ditch weed :)

You said weight, not height. If you want to get into height, then maybe Eddie Guerrero? But, he was over 200 lbs.

CM Punk? Where’s he at now? haha

Agree’d on JBB sucking.