I said shower!

Great zinger!

I don’t have fantasies of 6'6 bearded men.

My neighborhood, a quiet suburb, has no sidewalks. When I walk my dog, we walk along the edge of the street, and my dog walks on the grass, usually a few feet up on peoples’ lawns, like almost everyone else in our neighborhood. The other day, a guy came out his door and shouted at my wife and I to keep our dog off…

Massive group-text debate going on right now. When it’s time to masturbate, are you a Stander or Sitter?

My buddy got the hint when i sent him pic back of my dog dropping a deuce.

Big poppa pump is your hook up. Holler if you hear me

You just jinxed it. Lebron’s due for an injury

Grassley is a prime reason we need term limits

Katt Williams.

“The first guy in our group of friends just had a kid. Now, every time we’re in a group chat or email, he’ll randomly throw in a photo of his kid doing some stupid shit. We’ll all be chatting about a fantasy baseball draft, or RG3 signing with Cleveland, and then out of nowhere comes a photo of this 6-month-old eating…

I’ve got Beetlejuice as number 1.

Hmm, I never thought about floating in a pool of herb before. Goals for the weekend!

Really, there are people threatening to rape Rovell on a daily basis? Link some of those tweets that are worse than what was on this vid. Cause I think you’re full of it.

Red panty night back on?

What’s this we shit? Are you gone from society for 20 hours a day? Plug your phone in at work or in the car like most.

Haha, it’s all good. I was just being a smart ass. Some of my friends don’t get high when they smoke either. My wife only can if it’s edibles.

Quit smoking ditch weed :)

You said weight, not height. If you want to get into height, then maybe Eddie Guerrero? But, he was over 200 lbs.