I want to. But, she’s an observant old coot. She’d just call me in a couple weeks to ask me why “I don’t do the facebook anymore”. Yes, she calls it do the facebook when she’s on it.

Nightmare fuel?

I don’t post anymore because my mom asks “what’s that”, “who’s that”, “what are you doing there” on every fucking post.

Denver should be number 1. Best beer and weed city in the county. Same number of sunny days as San Diego.

Ron Capicola would be pretty sweet

Just some scam trying to verify my birth date, and $20 off Uber coupon.

“there are situations, inside that situation, where it has nothing to do with the situation”

I reckon that’s a shaved scrote too

“Nothing Alex Rodriguez from here on out will change anything anyone thinks of him. His reputation is set in stone. He may as well be dead. I don’t think people have the energy to love or hate him anymore. He’s just there. I bet it’s kind of freeing for him. Once you know people won’t change their minds about you, you…

If I can make her and Preston fight to the death I’ll buy this.....

Only if I’m big spoon

Have wifey ask doc if she’s into threesomes? It feels like you’ve missed an opportunity. :)

Still plenty of Tebow shirts in the stadium each week....

Osweiler is the next Matt Flynn.

Now that’s a power bottom

Quitters never win, drink a beer

“ I think aborting Brooks and letting Billy learn on the job in Durant’s last year may be what tips the scale to him leaving this summer.”