He peaked, and now is regressing. That or he’s just scared to do anything because Russ might kill him.

TrollSoWeak, bro

Lester

How does it compare to Sonic’s dogs?

Perhaps

10.5 inches. My wife probably wishes something else was that size too, hey-oh!

Don’t be scared, homey.

The shitty team can always forfeit.

That shit made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Soccer made me purchase Red Zone channel. I can’t fucking stand commercials after watching soccer.

Did Josh Rogan return the favor?

I’ve never seen that one. I’m sure it’s similar. Opens up the sinus really well.

That’s still horseradish sauce.

I thought this was the only flag that flew in Columbus?

Mario Balotelli must use the same guy for his hair.

I’m shocked I remember my moms drink of choice from 25 years ago, let alone that it had Everclear in it. I think all this drinking I’ve been doing is making my memory stronger!

Yes, I use Crabbie’s. It’s fucking delicious

My mom and aunts pounded that shit at family gatherings. Didn’t it have Everclear in it?

We’ve got one of those as well. Today he was brushing his teeth with one hand, pissing with the other.

Enjoy your stay at Vitesse