Kluwe can’t be your punter then.

Eastern Washington. I only know this because my wife went there and tells me every time she hears his dumb ass on TV.

“If you had to make a fantasy football-style lineup of players for partying, who would make your team? It can be present or past players, and the lineup wouldn’t have anything to do with their playing ability—strictly their rage value. You get points for how much your players drink and do drugs over the weekend. I…

Even the all time world cup scoring leader misses sitters. Shit happens

Don’t worry Cleveland, Jimmy Haslam is going to hire his good friend Peyton Manning. Player coach?

Of course I won’t feel shame. Why should I? Because you’re mad and sad? oh noes!

Aw, are you sad that I won’t engage?

What? Are you off your meds? I read your entire rant in Screamin’ A Smith’s voice.

So a long time, huh?

Did you even read what you wrote? In your mind a gun and a knife are the same thing?

How long did it take you to type that nonsense?

he was probably the black friend texting Lebatard

You know it was Jason Whitlock texting him!

I wish he would have went full Ron Artest on this guy.

I can name Delanie Walker. Only relevant fantasy player on the team.

I’m smoking a brisket. Turkey’s meh.

Reminds me of Karo getting his knocked out

Sounds like Kirk needs a bigger monitor.

Go Lions!

Russia’s Finest!