Pretty darn close! When I was in college you could get a handle for under $10.

Not in my home state

Drink it however you like. No rules to drinking, man

I’m a homer and drink 303 vodka, well when I’m not drinking beer, which is 95 % of the time I drink. (everyday)

“1. What is the largest number of free meals one employee has ever eaten during one typical work day?”

She’s not about to go and get stomped by Cyborg. Cyborg hits harder than Holly, arguably.... Besides that Cyborg needs to just shut up and make 135 or live on the fight pass women cards crushing cans.

I only drink the good stuff

Apparently I touched a nerve with Chris. He’s dismissed my comment lol

Good to hear. I’m going to see Sturgill tonight!

Who said she turned me down?

Are we sure he didn’t try to use it as a butt plug?

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

“Please don’t walk away. Let’s sit here together and hold hands and figure this thing out.”

Both are legal hits. Shady as fuck, but legal.

Knee’s aren’t meant to do this

Zlatan is not impressed

This sounds like a staff meeting at British Telecom

I’ve got 10 days off to play Fallout 4.

Ya know they could fix that shit for under a grand. Just put some rubber mats down.

I can’t fall asleep without intoxicants. So I’ll take the bad sleep, over no sleep.