Chuck Pagano “doesn’t regret the play call at all.”

Target practice or the recycle bin

Got to love umps thinking the game is about them. I’m sure everyone loves paying playoff ticket prices to watch an ump throw a temper tantrum.

This was my idea all long. Something something wire, something something, taking back the streets.

Somewhere Brian McCann is pissed off because I’m sure Bracamonte has broken some unwritten baseball rule.

What do you do when the first thing out of her fathers mouth is “so, you’re the guy fucking my daughter?”

I want to see your video attempting this. Link please!

Youri Tielemans & Zakaria Bakari holding it down strong for my Barca squad. haha

So I’m sitting at work and unexpectedly coughed a loogie right onto my keyboard. It’s stuck between the keys, and I can’t get it out; now that it’s hardened, a few keys aren’t working. Do I need to get IT to fix it for me? Or do I just power through, banging on keys to get them to sporadically work and not telling…

Non goalkeeper, Robben. Too bad he’s so fragile. Hazard could be in a few years.

This guy’s on video whipping women with his belt, he’s still got a job. Try again.

This can’t be real. No draft kings or fanduel ads.

Birds of a feather

How long till Jerry’s face starts to melt off and he goes full Al?

He might bring a little fire to the club...

This guys advice is better

I prefer Latrell Sprewell redefining what a choke job means in basketball.

“From what I can tell,” a source close to the site says carefully, “she views black people relatively superficially.”

At least you’re honest.