“I ordered a Bud Light draft”

“ I played more than 700 hours of Destiny”

This is the face of a man trying to push one out.

So he admits he made it up. Any idiot on the street can claim “sources.” This guy’s made a career out of it.

Dinho still rocking his Jalen Rose fab-five jersey.

Goldilocks stole that bears porridge, he fucked up her kayak. I’d say they are even

Go to Starbucks and use their wifi

A shit eating grin

Shit’s fire

What about Cal Naughton Jr.

You should have cut it with some pond water. It might improve the flavor of Lagavulin

Can’t wait for him to beat the shit out of loud mouth DC, again. Watching Jon get under DC’s skin was great entertainment.

So Tom, has Curt e-mailed you yet to question your ethics? If not, I sure who he does. I can’t wait for that comedy gold to be published.

Holy shit, thanks for this!

Um, What

Walking around for hours in grown men’s chew spit and sunflower seeds sounds amazing.

I just take mine to the farmers market. $10 will make it as good as new, done by a guy who looks exactly like guy in that vid. But I’m lazy.

Being a bench warmer never looked so comfortable! Soccer’s got it right in that aspect.

Hey, you’re the one who responded that a club house was the same as a dug out. Sorry to kill your joy, I’m sure the Grain Belt will bring it back after work.