Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

do you want kaiju? because this is how you get kaiju.

Well, if it seriously threatened to lay waste to Earth’s biosphere and end civilization as we know it, I’m guessing Americans would elect it President.

Did he have a chocolate covered pretzel?

I’d still kinda like to see Hugh Jackman in Deadpool...but not Wolverine. I think a movie where Deadpool grabs the actual Hugh Jackman and drags him into the action, probably getting him killed in the process, would be awesome.

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

so the 7th greatest canadian of all time is a racist xenophobic tangerine... in America we make that our president

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

maybe you should lay off the corn, buddy...gettin’ a wee bit aggressive...

Secrets of science writing that some commenters don’t seem to be aware of:

1. Paleontologists, not archaeologists

A. That thing isn’t even that ugly. WTF?

Yea. And don’t forget about the lizard people’s ability to read minds. Where’s the tape to protect us from that?

Unfortunate, but shake the guys damn hand. He dealt with the same damage ratio that you did....

I cracked at the first two female Sith (?) designs, especially at the garters. The one in white actually looks pretty good, though, instead of... awkward.