It was always “Ma”, but I like using “Me Mudder” when referencing her.

Yer a fuckin dummy. Hows that?

I was confused about this whole thing until I saw a pic of the shooter. He’s white. Makes sense now.

She looks pretty freaked out too.

Skinny Bobby Moynihan is a Tuber? Is he alt-verse?

Eye see what you did there.

Just want to note that super slomo showed Kadri plowed through his shoulder and Sedin’s face slammed into the ice. Somehow he wasn’t concussed. No suspension, but even as a Leafs fan I think that’s questionable.

Is it a kinetics lesson you’re looking for? Physics? Psychology? All or none of the above?

Governments suck, period. But holy fuck America you let DONALD FUCKING TRUMP get this close to president. Fuck you, seriously, fuck you you stupid fucking fucks. -Canada’s Balls

Ketchup vs Mustard

And yet some motherfuckers will still complain.

Well that makes my upcoming VR purchasing decision a little easier.

Immediately made me think that a game like Fruit Ninja but with babies would be fun.

That is one impressive baseball.

Are you brain damaged? You don’t vote for someone you want to go away. My apologies if you actually are brain damaged. Otherwise, smarten the fuck up.

That is clearly the desktop of a whackjob

Miz = solid points, and let’s not forget he was world champ for 160 days in 10/11 and BEAT JOHN CENA in the main event of Wrestlemania (totally on his own, cough)

Yeah, Singapore does a good job of that on it’s own and does not need your help Brian. Wasted ... lack of effort? I dunno, my sarcasm ran out, need a power-up.

Definitely refreshing, especially after all this Senior bullshit

#FreeSpeechForTheDumb