$10,00?

It was always “Ma”, but I like using “Me Mudder” when referencing her.

No doubt it was spread throughout the Antarctic ghettos by the CIA.

Yer a fuckin dummy. Hows that?

I was confused about this whole thing until I saw a pic of the shooter. He’s white. Makes sense now.

She looks pretty freaked out too.

Skinny Bobby Moynihan is a Tuber? Is he alt-verse?

To clarify: Only choke to a level of discomfort, not to death or to point of injury or anything. I’m only partly a monster.

Sucks for your brother but doesn’t make it any less true, eat a something or other and choke asshole sr.

It’s completely possible to get PTSD from watching another person be injured. Fuck you. Asshole squared.

Eye see what you did there.

Yes! For fuck’s sake this was the whole point of technology in the first place.

Just want to note that super slomo showed Kadri plowed through his shoulder and Sedin’s face slammed into the ice. Somehow he wasn’t concussed. No suspension, but even as a Leafs fan I think that’s questionable.

Is it a kinetics lesson you’re looking for? Physics? Psychology? All or none of the above?

The responsible adult in me is horrified by the potential loss of health and life that could result from such nonsense.

Governments suck, period. But holy fuck America you let DONALD FUCKING TRUMP get this close to president. Fuck you, seriously, fuck you you stupid fucking fucks. -Canada’s Balls

I thought this was going a bit too far till I thought about that username...

That is waaaaaayyyyyy too long for my liking thank you.

Ketchup vs Mustard

Even more impressive, it only has one choice for mood guess: creeped out.